1. |
British Cow
02:15
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I want to improve my English with a big fat British cow
I have to pay my dues
to get a free English course.
What is the price to learn, oh
I don't want to have sex with her, oh
I don't know if i can.
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2. |
Mario Biondi
01:40
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If I had the voice of Mario Biondi
All the women in the world would love me
If I had the voice of Mario Biondi
All the men in the city would greet me
Shalla la lalla la la
If I had the voice of Mario Biondi
I could make beautiful christmas compilations
If I had the voice of Mario Biondi
I could sing my song in every nation.
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3. |
Cheap Beer
01:55
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Because I love cheap beer
It's better than nothing
when I've got no money
and I'm with my friends
Find a reason
to be happy
get up from your couch
In a tin can
there's a universe
have you heard that call?
Uhlallalla Uhlallalla la
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4. |
Dogs Don't Cry
01:13
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They like to sniff
other pet's ass
They like to choop poop
on the sidewalk
Their life is easy, because dogs don't cry.
They love to throw up
on your new sofa
They love to dig holes
oh, they love to do this.
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5. |
Plane
00:57
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Fat people on the plane.
I hate fat people on the plane
when they're sitting next to me.
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6. |
Wikipedia
01:08
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I don't remember how can I do
I just don't know, maybe you too.
How many were the kings of Rome
You know how long is a velodrome?
Dogs have a bone in their penis
bones have a dog in their penis
I search it on wikipedia.
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7. |
Girl
02:02
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When you are alone in your room,
too many imperfect days in your past
melt your heart and your glance
You can't find your essence
Somebody loved you.
I would like to see the brightness in your eyes again
You told me that you were a bit upset, hold on my friend.
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8. |
Vernissage
01:05
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I don't care about culture
I go there just for wine.
Lallalalallallalla.
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9. |
Screaming in U.T.A.
01:07
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Screaming in U.T.A.
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10. |
Andy
01:56
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"Hey, this is a story of a boy, a boy called Andy...he loves porn"
We know, Andy loves tits
he doesn't want to admit it
He's a good boy and we don't care.
He loves facebook pages
with lots of mature women
downloading videos he doesn't care
Beeg and you porn
x videos
"Hey Andy what's up? What are you doing?" Everybody knows that Andy loves titties.
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11. |
Ex Gf
02:37
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I had too many girlfriends
I'm not so proud of that
I never keep going on with no one of them.
Once I had to go,
with her to Paris
I couldn't resist, I split up before our trip oh
My ex girlfriends hate me.
I had too many girlfriends
they couldn't understand
my stories and my passions
my way to have my fun
I never say anything about my troubled past.
They wanted to know
I couldn't resist anymore.
I'm the worst man in love stories.
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12. |
Enola Gay
02:56
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TNT Cagliari, Italy
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